I think it won’t be a lie if I say that each of us at least once in their life thought how cool it is to be a movie star! Your life would be so full of events and you would have a lot of fans, ready to do anything for your sake. What can be better? But a movie star’s life is not that unclouded as you think. Here are 5 disadvantages of being famous:
Crazy fans. That’s true that having fans may be really nice. You can always be sure that you will have flowers and candies whenever you wish. But everything has its drawbacks. The same concerns this “fan thing”. Some fans are so crazy that you can’t even go to the toilet without them watching! They will follow you everywhere you go, leaving behind a long trail of saliva. No really! Some of them are seriously ill with Schizophrenia or some other mental disorders. And although they truly love you (with their special insane form of love) I would strongly recommend you to look back wherever you go.
One of the main disadvantages of being famous is that you always have to look perfect, because paparazzi will follow you everywhere and take the “tastiest” shot no matter what it takes. Do you really think that you can go shopping without make-up and wearing trainers? Shame on you, little sloven! What did you eat for lunch yesterday? A Big Mac and French fries at McDonald’s? Seriously? You’ve definitely gaines 10 more kilos, fattie!
You will have to remember a large amount of information (scripts), keeping in mind the intonation and facial expressions you need to speak with. Of course it’s not that all the actors and actresses learn everything by heart just at once. There’s a spy device which can help you in cases when you spent last night in a bar and didn’t have time to learn everything. The device consists of a bluetooth transmitter and a micro earphone. You put the earphone in your ear, make a call to your helper and the transmitter will let you hear everything your partner says. This micro earphone gadget is really cool, but still you’d better improve your memory in case you’d like to become a movie star.
You have to attend different events even when you don’t feel like doing it, even when you broke your nail, your best suit is at the dry-cleaner’s, you had a bad experience at the hairdresser’s, you have oral herpes, toothache, flu, mumps, measles and anything you may have. What is more you have to smile and pretend that today is the best day of your life and all the people around you are so nice, even if someone stepped on the train of your dress and tore a rather big part of it! By the way, the clothes you are wearing will be thoroughly examined, photographed and discussed. And noone will care that your dress was safe when you just came to the party! Your disability to keep it speaks for itself!
You have to choose who your friends are, because people will judge you by your acquaintances as well. So the fact that you have known Harry since your 1st form at school doesn’t guarantee your friendship, because Harry eats snots, moreover he’s so kind-hearted that he shares them with everyone he meets! And you can’t be friends with a person eating snots! No way!
Do you still wish to become a movie star? I don’t! I’d rather go and eat my favourite cheeseburger.
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