Going to dates is fun and inspiring, isn’t it? Especially when it’s a blind date. You have never seen the person before and there is a huge space for your imagination. You can guess what your date will be like and then check whether you were right or mistaken. Moreover going to dates makes you always stay in good shape and look after yourself. But what happens if after hours of your moral and physical preparations you come and realize that your date is absolutely not your type? And how can he be if his shoes don’t match his tie and he champs while eating? In order to save you I prepared some tips for you of how to escape a horrible date:
- Spill a drink. Of course you think that it would be more polite if you spill it on yourself, then go to wc and disappear? But wine stains are very hard to remove, you know? So I suggest to spill a drink on your partner! This will also give you a great possibility to quietly finish your food and escape while he will be cleaning his clothes.
- Accuse him of looking at another woman. Choose a “victim” and claim that he was staring at her all the time when you tried so hard to look pretty and put on your best dress. To be more convincing you can also slap his face. This will show that you really care and are extremely upset. Then stand up, toss your head proudly and leave.
- Kick him in his knee. Another good way to escape a date! When he doubles up with pain say how sorry you are and that you will immediately rush for ambulance because you don’t want his leg to be amputated. Then run!
- Pretend you are dying. In case the previous method didn’t work and you couldn’t escape the date you can always pretend you are dying. Just pretend you are suffocating or lost consciousness and while he’ll be searching for help you can gracefully disappear. And even if he doesn’t go anywhere and calls for ambulance just at once your horrible date will be over anyway so practically mission will be complete!
- Secretly call for help. In case you don’t like drama and won’t be able to leave on your own, you can secretly connect with your friend and say “Banana!” or some other SOS-password that will let your friend understand that you need to be saved. A wireless earpiece in your ear and a bluetooth transmitter will help you to manage this job. Your partner will never suspect anything and your secret help will already be on their way!
I hope you will escape your horrible date successfully. And as they say: “Run, Forrest, run!”
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