Zombie apocalypse is one of the most popular variations of apocalypse. That’s hard to explain why the idea of having your brains eaten by a dumb bloody creature appeals to people so greatly. But as they say “Forewarned is forearmed”, we decided to give you some tips to survive the zombie apocalypse:

Learn how to make zombie make-up, as the best way to survive is to pretend you are one of them. All zombies look sickly, have pale complexion, shadows under the eyes and they are stained with blood. So you’ll definitely need a lot of cosmetics in store. By the way, your clothes should definitely match your looks. So please leave your favourite Valentino dress or Armani suit for some better occasion.

Mess up your hair. In case you are a girl, we do understand your feelings about this point, but have you ever seen a neat zombie? Moreover it’s so convenient as you won’t have to wash your hair at all and spend time on styling! By the way, you can also dirty your head with mud and earth as if you just rolled out of a grave. That will make a better effect and turn you into a high-class zombie!

Learn how to fight zombies. It’s essential in case you get exposed or your acting skills leave much to be desired. Of course it’s great if you have a gun and a truck, so that you could drive and shoot zombies in the head just like in the movies. But in case your body is your only weapon you’d better attend some kung fu or karate lessons. You can also find Max Brooks’ The Zombie Survival Guide very helpful.

Act stupid. If you’ve just read Critique of Pure Reason and long for discussing it with someone, it’s definitely not the right time, as zombies can’t even talk well, to say nothing of thinking. To act like zombie you need to moan and gasp, run into walls, limp and fall. To cut a long story short, you should act as if you are extremely drunk.

Enjoy your à la zombie life. No really, in case zombie apocalypse has already started, there is no sense in panicking. Just try to relax and do all the things you like. For example, you can listen to your favourite music and pretend to be a zombie at the same time. As zombies always wave their arms, holding a telephone or mp-3 player in your hand would be problematic. Wires, coming from the earpiece also look suspicious. Moreover you may need some urgent help, but as far as you pretend to be a zombie you won’t be able to make sudden movements or call someone in a usual way. So you will find this spy gsm earpiece set really useful. The wireless earpiece inside your ear and Bluetooth transmitter under your clothes will do their job and your zombie camouflage will never be exposed. By the way, don’t forget to moan for “Braaaaains!”

So now you know what to do in order to survive the zombie apocalypse and “May the Force be with you”.

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